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Two and a Half Men
"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

Two and a Half Men

7.4 / 10 2003 12 Seasons
Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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1
Pilot
Pilot
2003-09-22
2
Big Flappy Bastards
Big Flappy Bastards
2003-09-29
3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
2003-10-06
4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
2003-10-13
5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
2003-10-20
6
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
2003-10-27
7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
2003-11-03
8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
2003-11-10
9
Phase One, Complete
Phase One, Complete
2003-11-17
10
Merry Thanksgiving
Merry Thanksgiving
2003-11-24
11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
2003-12-15
12
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Camel Filters and Pheromones
2004-01-05
13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Sarah Like Puny Alan
2004-01-12
14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
I Can't Afford Hyenas
2004-02-02
15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
2004-02-09
16
That Was Saliva, Alan
That Was Saliva, Alan
2004-02-16
17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
2004-02-23
18
An Old Flame with a New Wick
An Old Flame with a New Wick
2004-03-01
19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
2004-03-22
20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
2004-04-19
21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
No Sniffing, No Wowing
2004-05-03
22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
2004-05-10
23
Just Like Buffalo
Just Like Buffalo
2004-05-17
24
Can You Feel My Finger?
Can You Feel My Finger?
2004-05-24
7.4 / 10
2003
Ended
CBS
Lee Aronsohn
Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Conchata Ferrell
Berta

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